Easy Day

Another easy day in the 4 part series of easy days! I tidied my room up and did 3 loads of washing, that’s pretty much sixty percent of my clothes washed today! Bugger me! Also I have run out of food, save for a tin of canned ravioli some Shreddies (but no milk) and sausages. I may have to go to the shopping tomorrow!

Come on valentines people, you're running out of time and there is still no national shortage of valentine’s cards, I’m seriously worried I’m going to get less than a billion this year!!! Someone help me out a bit! Well anyway, I tidied up and had drama meetings and got through two cups of tea too. That’s jolly good progress for the day that is!

Steaming Away

Christ folks I don’t know if I've ever done so much work as recently. We all go through various productive phases. I term these THE ROCK, THE FIREBALL, THE ANT and THE MADMAN.

1. THE ROCK, a wonderful state of complete none productiveness. In this state characters are generally held back from productivity by their own desire to do nothing, or their inability to desire anything. A common place for stoners, post-drunks and babies (who only produce shite in vast quantities).
2. THE FIREBALL, a character driven by the wish to create and succeed but lacking patience or providence to recognise their work. As such they may work aggressively, or destructively. Angry and stressed people commonly dwell here, and some punk rock bands.
3. THE ANT, whilst lacking major in many forms of pure creativity this is the one that gets the work done. THE ANT will go through with tasks that may be repetitive, boring or hard because they need to be done. THE ANT will find time flies quite quickly, being as he is a cross between THE ROCK and THE MADMAN
4. THE MADMAN, a completely irrational voice. When certain chemical reactions occur in the brain area that deals with creativity, the result is a unrestrained and totally uncensored progression through the forming of new material and the consequent pushing of horizons. Artists, some criminals, the insane and Terry Gilliam go here.

Today i have been THE ANT. Getting on with the task of restructuring my online world and providing a central area from which the powers that are can contact me. More later!

Valentines Gay

Valentines day approaches friends! I hope you are all getting in the mood for romance because there is someone out there who wants you to buy a present this year, someone very special. The shopkeeper.

Yes folks you can guarantee that the TV adverts for Saint Valentines Day this year are going to be as mushy and as low priced as every year. They’re all waiting for you to show them how stupid you are by giving in to the desire to please another by getting a Christmas present. If there ever was anything to make me want to be single, its valentines day, and Christmas, and birthdays. I guess I’m quite a scrooge.

I can’t believe the length some people go to in the name of love. With the richer and more famous people, the romantic acts become more extreme. It’s bad enough people will dedicate their lives to religion which is baseless scientifically, others fall into the trap of staying with someone forever, in extremes even if the person is horrible to them and wont return their misguided feelings. Romeo and Juliet move the hell over!

I can’t actually remember ever getting or giving gifts on February the 14^th myself, which may bias my opinion. Not that it matters as if I was foolish enough to be in love with someone why on earth I’d restrict myself to saying it one day of the year is beyond me.

This year I’ve come up with a novel solution though, I’m going to be MY OWN valentine. Not a mad concept as it sounds, I know the gifts I get will be appreciated, I know exactly what my valentine wants, and in fairness I know it’s the little things that please my valentine, chocolates, games and beer. Well its Thursday so maybe also I’ll head down to kinky and dance with myself too! Sounds like a mental day to be honest!