27th September – New inscriptions

27^th September – New inscriptions

Well the Funky Penguin bar crawl is now about 8 hours past. I tell you in case you don’t know, because it is one of the most manic nights of the year for DMU students. Large groups wearing certain colour t-shirts going to various Leicester bars, meeting new people and err, drinking.

Without this knowledge, an observer of me might wonder where this badly drawn moustache that still adorns my face came from. If so they would truly marvel at the 11 inch penis inscribed on my chest, especially given the somewhat dubious “10x larger” written next to it. But this is the tip of the iceberg… My arm reads “I rule – worship me”, the penguin on my t-shirt seems to have been given a cigarette (or maybe something else) to smoke as he smiles and delivers a thumbs up. “Leg-end” has been inscribed under one arm pit and opposite “Black Fuckin Magic” resides. On the back more writing says “Crinkly Chrisps”, “Crazy Chris” and “Tinkall Winkall”. These are the ones I have found….

Make no mistake I think I know who drew each one and I remember more or less all of the night, which I know is more than some will this morning. Fresher’s week is definitely under way. I must however admit, I'm dreading seeing the pictures!